Is this for real?

Mikio
The one who acts gay,

Is actually really gay.
PS: How can we forget his shy "tao yan" trademark. Just look at that face!

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Jem
The one who acts mature,

Is actually a xiao mei mei.
PS: Warning. Don't call her that. Acts of violence might happen. STAY AWAY.

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oLi
The one who acts cute,

Is actually an old ahma with saggy boobs.
PS: An unknown terrorism. Her kiss that leads you high for 1 night and down all year.

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This ain't a normal family. Approach with CAUTION.
You were warned... ♥⌒ヽ（ゝ. ●）